Weekend breakfast conversation

Egg: "So, it's already after 9. What do you feel like doing today? I'm thinking yardwork, bit of shopping, perhaps take in a movie. Let's go, go, go!"

Cup of coffee: "Easy there, speedy gonzalez. I'd like to enjoy my Saturday morning a bit longer. Besides, the caffeine hasn't really hit me yet."

Egg: (sigh)

Egg: "Well, I'm going to shower. I have a feeling this is going to be a great day and I want to get started on it."

Coffee: (rolls eyes) "Take your time, please!"